Your name is BARRETT and you don't like ANYTHING. No, that's not true. You do like SALMON and IRON. You also enjoy your job as a TEACHER, but not necessarily the KIDS YOU TEACH. They can all be little ATTENDANCE CHALLENGED ASSHOLES. But you try not to pay attention to that part. Besides, when no one shows up, you're allowed to indulge in your various INTELLECTUAL INTERESTS, such as HISTORY, PHILOSOPHY, MYTHOLOGY and SCIENCE. Goddess help the poor soul who should bother you during this time, taking your IMPECCABLY LOW TOLERANCE LEVEL into consideration. But even with that being said, you're not such a bad guy for a FORMER LUNATIC- a topic you rather not talk about. You already have to acknowledge the existence of your disgustingly butchered RIGHT EAR on a daily basis, so it's pointless to delve deeper into the trauma. Best to forget it happened. Though at times your AGGRESSIVE TENDENCIES resurface- another reminder of the dark age of your life. You've been getting help with that though, so there isn't much to worry about. In your free time, if you're not reading, you like to GO FISHING, MINING, or sometimes you even SPAR with wild monsters. After all, you do teach SELF DEFENSE and FORGING. One must never be out of shape when trying to set an example for aspiring young warriors/blacksmiths.
What will you do now?
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Anonymous asked: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK? IF YES, HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING CRAZY WHILE DRUNK?

Yes. And the last time I was drunk, I— it’s none of your concern.


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animallovergwen asked: Because you're my friend? If I have to explain it and NOT get any help. Then forget it. See you later.

You went from me owing you the help to trying to guilt me into helping you. You’re not very good at persuasion, Gwen. I’d have helped if you had just asked politely in the beginning.


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animallovergwen asked: I still say you should. And cooking does not equal baking. The least you can do for me is help time me on my race for the end of the month. I think that's a fair exchange of getting me sick. *rolls her eyes* Awww, the poor baby~. Suck it up.

Why would I help you. And even of I wanted to, the question then becomes ‘how could I’. Either way is not happening.


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animallovergwen asked: Are you serious? You got me sick and you aren't even going to repay me?! I did you a favor by not wasting those cakes for you.

You chose to eat them. I take no responsibility for the consequences. You know I’m no good at cooking, so you knew the risk.
Not to mention you were unnecessarily rude. Hurt my poor little feelings. [Very clearly sarcastic, makes an effort to mock her with a half-assed pout]


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Anonymous asked: Do you fall for a person fast?

Generally, no.


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Anonymous asked: Do you enjoy being a teacher?

Immensely, most of the time.
I enjoy the result of it, rather than the action of doing it. I think it’s important to educate the new generations- even if they are a bunch of spoiled brats.


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animallovergwen asked: Hey, asshat. Your cake sucked horribly and made me sick. I demand repayment.

Nope.
you’re not getting shit from me.


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pinkturnipmana asked: Hm... Thank you! I'll try there I guess. <small laugh.> Oh you don't? Cooking isn't really that hard you know! I'm sure you could get the hang of it. But thanks, I guess I'll keep asking around.

Cooking just isn’t really my thing. Never been very good at it.
Good luck with the book.


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pinkturnipmana asked: Hmm, Barrett, have you seen my recipe book laying anywhere around the school? I seem to have misplaced it... <nervous laugh.>

No, I haven’t. It might be in the library, but I don’t tend to lurk in the culinary department.
Maybe one of the kids ‘borrowed’ it?


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Pft.  

animallovergwen:

bearett:

I thought you didn’t want any of my cakes.

I never said I was going to eat them. But you’ll just put them to waste so I might as well be the one giving them out.

Kay. Theyre sizeable cakes… Need help?


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